Fauxhawk O’Clock
By Chase on Oct 20, 2005 in Pop Culture
I think this hair style is the national hair style of Europe, but I’m not sure. I also know that, as my stylist assures me, this has serious euromullet potential as it grows out. Already, the girls have flocked.
Chase Martyn observes and analyzes politics from Des Moines, IA, capital of 2008's first caucus state. He is also Managing Editor of the 
I’m a little embarrassed about becoming a regular commenter on your blog. I have no desire to validate you. But.
“Karma police, arrest this man.”
It works on so many levels.
niina | Oct 20, 2005 | Reply
I swear, i’m not laughing.
aimee | Oct 20, 2005 | Reply
…. tension!
moreover, the faux-hawk is so last summer… also it’s retarded
LUIS | Nov 4, 2005 | Reply