High-Speed Chase Out Of Town
By Chase on Jan 19, 2006 in Pop Culture

Well, I mean, I’m kind of high-speed I think. Not really in a literal sense, since I drive a hippy girl car with only 90 horsepower, but there’s a sense in which some might consider me nimble and quick around proverbial candlesticks. (”Hit the road, Jack-be-nimble!”)
The itinerary:
- Tequesta
- Starbucks in Jupiter
- Starbucks on Turnpike
- Starbucks on Turnpike (again)
- Starbucks in Gainesville
- Starbucks in Perry, GA
- Starbucks in Macon, GA
- Starbucks in Atlanta, GA
- Alec
- Tennessee
- Illinois
- Starbucks in Iowa City, IA
- Grinnell
Oh, and the desert of the hyperreal is somewhere between Alec and Tennessee. But hey, did somebody mention Illinois? Check this MP3, which many have posted but few have posted here:
Call me on the road if you have the technology and the time. And time is infinite, so you pretty much have to have the time.

Chase Martyn observes and analyzes politics from Des Moines, IA, capital of 2008's first caucus state. He is also Managing Editor of the
Hey but wait, isn’t time actually subjective? And signifying nothing? 1/2 A GR8 DRIVE.
niina | Jan 19, 2006 | Reply
Was nice to meet you at one of those Starbucks. Have a safe drive and all. I won’t be calling, though. Sorry.
Ben | Jan 19, 2006 | Reply
what a load of fucking crapp
dick head | Jun 25, 2006 | Reply