High-Speed Chase Out Of Town

Bond Car Chase

Well, I mean, I’m kind of high-speed I think. Not really in a literal sense, since I drive a hippy girl car with only 90 horsepower, but there’s a sense in which some might consider me nimble and quick around proverbial candlesticks. (”Hit the road, Jack-be-nimble!”)

The itinerary:

  1. Tequesta
  2. Starbucks in Jupiter
  3. Starbucks on Turnpike
  4. Starbucks on Turnpike (again)
  5. Starbucks in Gainesville
  6. Starbucks in Perry, GA
  7. Starbucks in Macon, GA
  8. Starbucks in Atlanta, GA
  9. Alec
  10. Tennessee
  11. Illinois
  12. Starbucks in Iowa City, IA
  13. Grinnell

Oh, and the desert of the hyperreal is somewhere between Alec and Tennessee. But hey, did somebody mention Illinois? Check this MP3, which many have posted but few have posted here:

Call me on the road if you have the technology and the time. And time is infinite, so you pretty much have to have the time.

3 Comment(s)

  1. Hey but wait, isn’t time actually subjective? And signifying nothing? 1/2 A GR8 DRIVE.

    niina | Jan 19, 2006 | Reply

  2. Was nice to meet you at one of those Starbucks. Have a safe drive and all. I won’t be calling, though. Sorry.

    Ben | Jan 19, 2006 | Reply

  3. what a load of fucking crapp

    dick head | Jun 25, 2006 | Reply

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